Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ More are taken in by hope than by \
| cunning.                          |
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\ -- Vauvenargues                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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