Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ As crazy as hauling timber into the   \
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\ -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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