Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ The mosquito is the state bird of New \
| Jersey.                               |
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\ -- Andy Warhol                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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