Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Lonesome?                           \
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| Like a change? Like a new job? Like |
| excitement? Like to meet new and    |
| interesting people?                 |
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\ JUST SCREW-UP ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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