Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Pohl's law:                       \
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| Nothing is so good that somebody, |
\ somewhere, will not hate it.      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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