Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Grabel's Law:                       \
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| 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for |
\ large values of 2.                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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