Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Why don't you ever enter any CONTESTS, \
| Marvin?? Don't you know your own       |
\ ZIPCODE?                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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