Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ The difference between a lawyer and a  \
| rooster is that the rooster gets up in |
\ the morning and clucks defiance.       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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