Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ The person who marries for money  \
\ usually earns every penny of it.  /
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        .--.
       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
    \___)=(___/