Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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| Bug reports now amount to an average of |
| 12,853 per day. Unfortunately, this is  |
| only a small fraction [ < 1% ] of the   |
| mail volume we receive. In order that   |
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| these valuable messages, please         |
| communicate them by one of the          |
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| Non-network sites: Federal Express to:  |
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| Room NE43-926                           |
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| Copernicus, The Moon, 12345-6789        |
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| For that personal contact feeling call  |
| 1-415-642-4948; our trained             |
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| operators are on call 24 hours a day.   |
| VISA/MC accepted.*                      |
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| * Our very rich lawyers have assured us |
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| responsible for any errors or advice    |
\ given over the phone.                   /
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