Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Pohl's law:                       \
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| Nothing is so good that somebody, |
\ somewhere, will not hate it.      /
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       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
    \___)=(___/