_________________________________________ / === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE \ | ======================== | | | | Bug reports now amount to an average of | | 12,853 per day. Unfortunately, this is | | only a small fraction [ < 1% ] of the | | mail volume we receive. In order that | | we may more expeditiously deal with | | these valuable messages, please | | communicate them by one of the | | following paths: | | | | ARPA: WastebasketSLMHQ.ARPA | | | | UUCP: [berkeley, seismo, | | harpo]!fubar!thekid!slmhq!wastebasket | | | | Non-network sites: Federal Express to: | | | | Wastebasket | | | | Room NE43-926 | | | | Copernicus, The Moon, 12345-6789 | | | | For that personal contact feeling call | | 1-415-642-4948; our trained | | | | operators are on call 24 hours a day. | | VISA/MC accepted.* | | | | * Our very rich lawyers have assured us | | that we are not | | | | responsible for any errors or advice | \ given over the phone. / ----------------------------------------- \ \ .--. |o_o | |:_/ | // \ \ (| | ) /'\_ _/`\ \___)=(___/