Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ The college graduate is presented with \
| a sheepskin to cover his intellectual  |
| nakedness.                             |
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\ -- Robert M. Hutchins                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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