Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ This is a country where people are free \
| to practice their religion, regardless  |
| of race, creed, color, obesity, or      |
\ number of dangling keys...              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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