Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Hofstadter's Law:                       \
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| It always takes longer than you expect, |
| even when you take                      |
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\ Hofstadter's Law into account.          /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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