Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Trying to be happy is like trying to \
| build a machine for which the only   |
| specification is that it should run  |
\ noiselessly.                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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