Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ I suppose some of the variation between \
| Boston drivers and the rest of the      |
| country is due to the progressive       |
| Massachusetts Driver Education Manual   |
| which I happen to have in my top desk   |
| drawer. Some of the Tips for Better     |
| Driving are worth considering, to wit:  |
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| [131.16d]:                              |
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| "Directional signals are generally not  |
| used except during vehicle              |
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| inspection; however, a left-turn signal |
| is appropriate when making              |
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| a U-turn on a divided highway."         |
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| [96.7b]:                                |
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| "When paying tolls, remember that it is |
| necessary to release the                |
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| quarter a full 3 seconds before passing |
| the basket if you are                   |
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| traveling more than 60 MPH."            |
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| [110.13]:                               |
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| "When traveling on a one-way street,    |
| stay to the right, so as not            |
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\ to interfere with oncoming traffic."    /
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