Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ Yes, I've now got this nice little   \
| apartment in New York, one of those  |
| L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a |
| lower case l.                        |
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\ -- Rita Rudner                       /
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