Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ John Dame May Oscar Was Gay Was Whitty \
| Was Wilde But Gerard Hopkins But John  |
| Greenleaf But Thornton Was Manley Was  |
| Whittier Was Wilder                    |
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\ -- Willard Espy                        /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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