Fortune

The daily fortune, said by a Cow or Tux, or sometimes something else.

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/ A cousin of mine once said about money, \
| money is always there but the pockets   |
| change; it is not in the same pockets   |
| after a change, and that is all there   |
| is to say about money.                  |
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\ -- Gertrude Stein                       /
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